August 8th, 2007 by admin

1:
we know what B.C. means but what does A.D. mean?
some one* said “after dinosaurs.” bwahahahahaha!
*name is not mentioned to protect the innocent

2:
so i’m driving home with my nieces and nephews when someone asked a question.
i dont remember what it was…maybe it was “who wants to taste my cooking?”
So instead of simply saying “no” everyone began to say what we’d
“rather” do. these were some responses:

“I’d rather marry a spider”
“I’d rather marry a chicken nugget”
“I’d rather kiss a tree”
“I’d rather kiss a hobo’s foot.”
“I’d rather belly flop in a pool with no water.”
“I’d rather roll around in poison ivy.”
“I’d rather step on an ant pile”

hee hee